Колхозный панк [Kolkhozniy Pank] [English translation]

Among all young people from kolkhoz

I was the only punk around

I was wearin' leather pants

And I was dirty as a pig

My daddy worked on a harvester

And was making three quotas a day

And my mother is at the farm

Pullin' cow's titties all days long

Chorus:

I'm hefty as a boar

And I've got an accordion

I chop punk rock on it

And you can't find anything wrong with me

I'm a number one guy around here

And all grandmas bark at me

Soooooo, whatever...

My dad beats me with an oven fork

And my mom beats me with a broom

It's because I chop so loud

Punk-rock stuff when I'm home

All chicks despise me

For my weird haircut

The whole village barks at me

And says: "To hell that punk rock!"

Chorus:

I'll leave my farm to hell

And I'll go to the town

They would take me as their kind

As they like pigs like me there.

I will hang my bast shoes on a nail

And I will put on my jackeet

And I'm leavin' for Voronezh crib.