[Part 1: Sudden]
Aloha he, have you seen coke here?
Because I'd like to take drugs on an island
So could I please have some cocaine?
(Only in exchange for all your Pokemon cards!)
Okay, now I'm slightly confused
Fucking weather, I hope it's going to snow soon
At the airport they searched my asshole
They didn't find anything except a hand full of crisps
And a few dead rappers but I didn't know them
I don't want to pull on a straw
I want, I want cocaine
Come on, Basti, dude, you certainly have coke with you
Don't be chicken, we once shared a condom while fucking
[Part 2: Basti]
Grützi and Hallo, I don't want muesli or so
Give me a sachet of 100% coke
Breakfast on the pot
Don't be full of shit, why isn't is possible?
Boy, do you know who I am? Columbia's No. 10!
Till today the vacation was really relaxed
But you need 60 gram for two weeks
What does your beautiful fucking beach do for me?
Man, how am I to cause trouble without coke?
Fuck Hawaii, I drink so much booze till I'll go into a coma
Where the hell is the god damn ferry to Bogotá?
[Hook: Alligatoah]
What a wickedness
There's no coke in Hawaii
Would be nice to be in Bogotá
There's no coke in Hawaii
[Part 3: Timi Hendrix]
Fuck your Ola Paloma
What am I to do at the Blue Lagoon?
At the place where I'm from you smoke crack in the shower
Till now I couldn't spot a single gram
On this island
Was at Dog's, the bounty hunter 1
Was at Higgins' and Magnum's 2
Nothing worked, no one knows
Where it sometimes snows in these realms
Fuck, Hawaii is boring
I'll never again listen to the advice of the slut in the travel agency in Berlin
[Part 4: Alligatoah]
Helau and Alaaf, a sad day
In Paradise, what a bummer!
No one robs me off my sleep
I've never been able to experience my boys like this before
Now I even might have to talk to them
Damn, this vacation is suspiciously calm
No one tears a bed out of the wall 3
No one sets himself on fire (Great!)
No white cloud of dust concealing the sun
Thumbs down on Holiday Check
We're singing:
[Hook: Alligatoah]
What a wickedness
There's no coke in Hawaii
Would be nice to be in Bogotá
There's no coke in Hawaii
Tears in the pool.... tears in ...
[Hook: Alligatoah]
What a wickedness
There's no coke in Hawaii
Would be nice to be in Bogotá
There's no coke in Hawaii
... In the pool
1. Dog, the Bounty Hunter is a reality TV show set in Hawaii 2. Magnum is a criminal series from the 80s set in Hawaii. Magnum and Higgins are the main characters in the series. 3. At one of Trailerpark's tour stops, Basti tore the bed out of a wall in his hotel room