Kohlenholen [English translation]

You are lying dead in front of your door, that wasn't a nice move of mine

I might have been a bit too impulsive

When I took the slaughter knife and came to your home

I hadn't planned what has happened today

I didn't plan on cutting you open and properly disemboweling you

But I got a bit aggressiv

And to break every one of your bones and to gouge out your eyes

Was probably a bit too much

Now you're lying in the trunk, it wasn't easy to stow you away

I had to cut you into small pieces

But unfortunately the fucking saw was blunt and got stuck in your torso

Fortunately I came up with the trick to tie you up on your neck

And to bind your feet onto the door

So I was sawing with both hands, even had to turn you around twice

But I managed to finish my work

I had nothing but trouble with you all the time

Had you only shut your mouth nothing would have happened

Now I can get the chestnuts out of the fire for you once again

Just be glad that you've got someone like me

Just be glad that you've got someone like me

When I got down to the forest lake and got you out of my care

There was a stupid fisherman in our way

With my wheel cross in my hand I went over to the beach

And bashed in the top of his skull

That was quite a mess alright, everything full of blood and mash

And all this trouble just because of you again

I put the fisherman on fire and so that no one can find him

I drowned him in the lake together with you

I had nothing but trouble with you all the time

Had you only shut your mouth nothing would have happened

Now I can get the chestnuts out of the fire for you once again

Just be glad that you've got someone like me

Just be glad that you've got someone like me