Klaus once went to see a dominatrix
and wanted her to mistreat him*
The only problem was that
Klaus was only eight
His brother once had a serious
STD on his pipe*
The only problem was that
Klaus had it too
Yes, Klaus you are the chosen one,
shit on and only ever tormented
Just think positive and don't be dumb
Klaus, kill yourself
A debt collector held a knife to his throat
because Klaus hadn't settled his debts
The only problem was that
that Klaus stayed stubborn*
Yes, Klaus you are the chosen one,
shit on and only ever tormented
Just think positive and don't be dumb
Klaus, kill yourself
There was once a blazing fire on his street
everyone looked at the burning house
The only problem was that
Klaus was looking out*
Yes, Klaus you were the chosen one,
shit on and only ever tormented
You made and effort and weren't dumb
Klaus fell over