I don't like kids too much
I'm really sorry
One scribbles all over the walls
and another cries/screams
one wildly throws lego around
out of rigid plastic containers
however what I find the worst
are the proud parents.
What gets on my nerves
Proud parents can't communicate normally
In the middle of the conversation they crawl on all fours.
And they talk at length about the colour and weight
of the contents in their baby's nappies, until one pukes.
Last saturday Anna slept through (the night) until shortly before eight
It's hardly believable. And what else has she done
Our Flori doesn't eat much. That is not healthy
If you want to see someone eat then just buy yourself a dog.
don't take it the wrong way
When at times I have to hold one
that almost kills me.
Baby nappies stink
also out of good refuse containers
I find proud parents even worse than many
dog owners who say to me: Oh he only wants to play.
One can't really visit proud parents
unless one has the desire to bake cakes for two hours.
Laura has a very sweet round tummy
Well I congratulate (you) but I have that too.
Laura can already say 'daddy' That is great
I look a Laura's mum and ask her: "To whom?"
Proud parents become even worse (when they are) in a group
That means war in the paediatrician's waiting room
And brag about which baby already as he most teeth!
Proud parents unfortunately don't go out in the evenings anymore
on the contrary they say "We prefer (to be) at home anyway"
When one's in luck, they show Mouse TV
and they pronounce everything like the Teletubbies.
One poops in his nappy
Should I be tolerant?
No worries. I can do it.
If they were my own
everything would be different.