Kids vs. Adults lyrics

Kids:

Adults!

Adults:

Kids!

Kids:

ADULTS!

Adults:

KIDS!

Kids:

ADULTS!!!!

Reverend Lovejoy:

Kids! You've had your fun, and now, we've had our fill!

Homer:

Yeah! You're only here because Marge forgot her pill!

(Marge groans in embarrassment)

Clancy:

Kids! You're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks!

Krusty the Clown:

Channel hopping', Ritalin-popping' Monkeys! Please don't quit the fan-club!

Marge Simpson:

Kids! I can nag and nag til my hair turns blue!

Edna Krabappel:

Kids! You bum my smokes and don't say thank you!

Rod and Todd Flanders:

Why can't you be we are?

Adults:

Oh, what a bunch of brats!

Moe Szyslak:

We oughta drown you just like cats!

Bart:

Adults! You run our lives like you're Colonel Klink!

Nelson:

Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!

Lisa Simpson:

Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring, Boozing, boring bunch! Surley meanie, Three-martini Lunchers!

Ralph Wiggum:

(speaking) I just ate a thumb tack.

Milhouse Van Houten:

Adults, they're always telling us to-

Grampa:

SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!

Jasper:

Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!

Seniors:

We're trying to get some sleep here, It's almost 6:15. What's the matter with You?

Adults:

Don't you treat us like You!

Kids:

Can't you just lay off To Kill You?

Seniors:

We're sick of all of you Now!

All:

Kiiiiids...toooo...day!