Kerran vuodes kirkkoon [English translation]

I know that you haven't heard from me in a while

But I'm here again

And I have something to say

I go to church once a year

I yell bingo in the house of the lord

I take what my conscience can bear

Life is so easy

I go to church once a year

I yell bingo in the house of the lord

I take what my conscience can bear

Life is so easy

Can you believe it?

Ah

I don't kill, I don't steal

But I might have screwed someone else's darling once, I don't admit it

You can't sully my pure heart

The Messiah carries my cross for me

I'm not an atheist

Besides, it wasn't serious

We did it in secret, nobody will know

Dear pastor, pray for me

Because I can only carry half of these sins

I'm feeling a little down, wish it would go away

I can't help it that I get a little crazy when I'm drunk

I try to be a good boy

Thanks for this, see you same time next year

I go to church once a year

I yell bingo in the house of the lord

I take what my conscience can bear

Life is so easy

I go to church once a year

I yell bingo in the house of the lord

I take what my conscience can bear

Life is so easy

Can you believe it?

The anniversary is here again

Your favorite altar boy is feeling naughty

Yeah, I tried to be good for a little while

Until I landed in Torrevieja

What happened there, happened there

I don't want to share the details yet

Right now I'll only say

That more than once

I found a lover in the southern heat

Do I get labeled as a sinner now

I'm not a pagan, even though I rubbed

A stranger's lewd butt a little, I know, God will understand

I'm good, I'm taking off now

And I'll see you when I see you

I go to church once a year

I yell bingo in the house of the lord

I take what my conscience can bear

Life is so easy

I go to church once a year

I yell bingo in the house of the lord

I take what my conscience can bear

Life is so easy

Can you believe it?