If women didn't exist
Men wouldn't wash themselves
From morning till night
They'd wank off their "sea lions"
But women are like that
They fight for themselves like crazy
All evil exists because of them
Nothing is men's fault
So finally get it !!
That everything is because of YOU!!
You women can make a man gladly give up alcohol for water
Just because of you, that's the awesome power you have
Because of you, he'll do anything you want
Only because of you, what more do you want?
If we men were here alone
Yeah we'd booze
From morning till night
And wouldn't get up to work
There would be no arguments
I don't believe in fairy tales
If they weren't here with us
We'd be so bored
So finally get it !!
That everything is because of YOU!!