We just made it here, dusty from the road
They wanted to turn us away, right at the door
It's not really cheap here, the prices are killer
Who cares, man, we just got paid
What is caviar, can I have it with flatbread
Why is that man yelling, laj, laj, laj, laj
This forced fancy is getting kind of boring
If we had only known, we'd never en up here at all
CHORUS.
Give me song I can dance to
So we can party all night long
Give us a server that's beautiful
Or let the drinks serve themselves
Give us a sign so we can start our engines
We'll all be asleep before dark
Excuse me please, how much longer before country music starts
All these guys are quiet, eat slower, man
You see we're a minority here
Large plates, but the portions are small
Seems to me we'll still end up hungry
Who is the poached one, do you understand
We've already screwed up, two, three times
This server is annoying
Changing ashtrays every two minutes
Chorus.
Dance with us, girl, can't you see we're awesome
She thinks we're all raw material
Who you callin' hillbilly, do you need some practice
Or are we like that only cuz you're close by
What is foie gras, I don't understand it
Why is that man yelling, laj, laj, laj
This forced fancy is getting kind of boring
If we had only known, we'd never en up here at all
Chorus.
What is caviar, can I have it with flatbread
We've already screwed up, two, three times
This server is annoying
Changing ashtrays every two minutes
Chorus.