Kaufen [English translation]

I already have everything, but I want more

Too bad stuff never breaks, I need something new1

I could drown in special offers

Fight for special items

Got lots of loans issued

Oh how well-off I am!

Oh, I'm going shopping

Shopping is so much fun

I could go shopping all the time

Shopping is such a wonderful thing

I could go shopping all the time

Shopping is such a wonderful thing

I'm shopping, I'm shopping

No matter what

I'm shopping, I'm shopping

No matter what

Once the till girl's taken my money

I'm not interested in what I just bought anymore

Once my shopping frenzy starts

I'm asking for returns

For I don't really need anything, shopping just feels good

Oh, I'm going shopping

Shopping is so much fun

I could go shopping all the time

Shopping is such a wonderful thing

I could go shopping all the time

Shopping is such a wonderful thing

I'm shopping, I'm shopping

No matter what

I'm shopping, I'm shopping

No matter what

Among all the eye candy

I cannot decide

The pains I'm going through

Oh, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, I'm going shopping

Shopping is so much fun

I could go shopping all the time

Shopping is such a wonderful thing

I could go shopping all the time

Shopping is such a wonderful thing

I'm shopping, I'm shopping

No matter what

I'm shopping, I'm shopping

No matter what

1. Lit. "everything lasts forever", but he expresses frustration that things don't break, thus not giving him an excuse for buying replacements.