Once upon a time on a street named Varvarinskoi
A kamarinskii man ran (this folk dancer)
Ah man, you son of a bitch, kamarinskii man
Undressed, running on the street
have you seen anything like this?
That's unheard of!
We had a chicken give birth to a sheep
And it laid a bunch of eggs
There were so many eggs they rolled all over the place ?
An armless man stole the eggs,
Hid them in a bare-bellied man's shirt.
The blind man was laying his eyes on everything
The deaf man was eavesdropping to everything
The mute man yelled out for help
And the legless man ran in pursuit
"Oh mother! A robbery! A robbery!"
"Police! a drunk! a drunk!"
Yeah, I was there
I was drinking wine nearby
I slept on a pillow
I was kissed by cuties
Good looking ladies (?)
They gave me papers
New looking papers
25 roubles worth (local cash)