Kaljaa nuorille [English translation]

Beer for the youth,

beer for the whores.

The youth need to have beer

even when they're ten years old, so that when they're older

they could focus on more important things

like for example paint thinner.

Decontrol beer completely!

When they come to the dance hall,

we must carry beer there.

Shit, then they'll also let us fuck.

Yeah!

We wish to have a scientific narcosis

and research.

Pour your brain on a plate and eat eat eat eat.

There's a job for you, yeah!

Last night I was in the kitchen.

I took a can opener and opened my head,

and I poured my brain on a plate.

I seasoned it with pepper, marjoram,

salt and sugar,

and I gotta tell ya, that

it was good.

Beer for the youth,

beer for the whores.