No I'm no Miss
I got my moves from my uncle
I don't have D cup boobs
but I'm doing alright
No I guess I
can't shake on a pole
it's just too cool
to play PlayStation at home
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I'm no Rihanna
my face white like a sheet
can't be sexy and serious
I'm not mama, I'm a motherfucker
I guess I can't dance
I have legs like a guenon
I don't care about being fab
I'm a brat like Cara
Others work hard
and look hot in pictures
do everything cool
maybe they don't worry
I should be in the gym
cook rice and chicken
but I wanna be in Bali
drink Piña Coladas
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I can't be Kylie Jenner
since I don't care for make up but for Fender
I wanna play
not mirror my butt in a lady's room
girls who just passed me in the queue
stare at me like I were carbs
I don't wanna squeeze a stick
but party to "Vamos A La Playa"
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