Kakara ku Cara [English translation]

No I'm no Miss

I got my moves from my uncle

I don't have D cup boobs

but I'm doing alright

No I guess I

can't shake on a pole

it's just too cool

to play PlayStation at home

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I'm no Rihanna

my face white like a sheet

can't be sexy and serious

I'm not mama, I'm a motherfucker

I guess I can't dance

I have legs like a guenon

I don't care about being fab

I'm a brat like Cara

Others work hard

and look hot in pictures

do everything cool

maybe they don't worry

I should be in the gym

cook rice and chicken

but I wanna be in Bali

drink Piña Coladas

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I can't be Kylie Jenner

since I don't care for make up but for Fender

I wanna play

not mirror my butt in a lady's room

girls who just passed me in the queue

stare at me like I were carbs

I don't wanna squeeze a stick

but party to "Vamos A La Playa"

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