[Intro: Karuzo]
Aiyyo... Karuzo aka Bart Simpson... and Sikk aka Bender Rodriguez. Yo, Genetikk ... The King of the Liars, very welcome
[1. Verse: Karuzo]
I am a liar, every sentence is lied
Every of my fans are in jail and on drugs
I stole my album from another one
Between you and me, to be honest, I am just about the cash
I chill mostly topless apart from that with the Kevlar
Rolex left, Rolex right, like a Gangster
I have 4.0 Average, I have no mommy,
But on the other a hundred grams coke in the ass - 1A Quality
I am weed dealer, I am black, nigga
I am such a jerk that even my mum won't twitter me
I speak seven languages, 'cause I have a lot to say
For example: Uhh, don't know right now
I date play mates, I was shot by the Hells Angels
And signed by Selfmade
And it is true: I am the best white rapper
If there wasn't this lousy Marshall Mathers
I have AIDS and am analphabet
I'm not even human - I am from another planet
Osama's alive, sometimes we hang out and play PlayStation
Most of the time he makes paper planes - crazy
(Hook: Karuzo) [x2]
I swear by my mother, every word is true
I turn every of my groupies into a porno star
I used to be a doctor, until roughly one year ago
I have the pockets full of money and can drive Porsche
[2. Verse: Karuzo]
I stopped smoking weed, my dick is circumcised
I still suck at my mum's boobs
My demo was crappy and I'm not schizo
Are you sure? Shit! Who the heck are you?
I get every girl in bed, from fourteen to fourty
The voices in my head are real
I come from the ghetto, I am a star
What me and Tepco say is true - uh
I knew a few Bandidos, from Paris to Rio
Besides I have a feature with Sido
I am an undergraduate, and dropped out of the Army
Why do you still listen to me? It's lied anyway
I take drugs, since I was in the cuckoo's nest
My synapses were a little spacy
Fuck Sikk, I could never stand that idiot
After the hook I will simply break his shinbones
I am the emperor of China
(And) Auction on Ebay this video of me and Gina-Lisa
The King of the Liars, Baron Munchhausen
First week, we sell five hundred thousand
[Hook: Karuzo]