Käfigbett [English translation]

I grew up in cozy warmth

My neighbours were mother's guts

She knew that hell was out there

Still she pushed me into the dazzling light (Whore!)

I left her loin, directly into doctor's greedy hands

Mummed people around me, dad smiles, I'm his pension insurance

Don't let it go to your head that you're a father

You are just an idiot who's wiping my ass

You'll be sorry if I inherit your goggly eyes

I'm going to suck the life out of mums chest

What were you thinking when you thought of my name? (Traitor!)

You cut my umbilical cord

And let me fall into a cold world

Which dad himself only endurses with alcohol

I've got two bullets in the chamber

One for dad and one for mum

(4x)

Grandmas boney fingers are poking into my baby fat

Displayed like a zoo animal in a cage bed

They know that I will break out

And they carry me so I won't learn how to walk

My babysitters were Jedi Knight

Robocop and Dr. Spock

I'm not afraid because the plastic soldier army

Stands in front of the bed and watches me while sleeping

But the big ones didn't like my bodyguards

And suffocated all of them in the dustbin

And then they said there's no Santa Claus

But left the monsters in the closet, I hear them whispering

Dad, leave the light on and the door to my room ajar

Because in your bedtime stories

Parents maroon their kids in the forest

I've got two bullets in the chamber

One for dad and one for mum

(4x)

You shouldn't bring me to kindergarden in the morning

I want to sleep until I'm an adult

I will never understand the other children

Which trample sandcastles and torture insects

Little devils which act for a few gummy bears

As if we were best buddies

The pre-school teachers act like they're interested

But they didn't even taste my cake of sand

The stars which hang in my bedroom are fake

I pull my hair so that I grow faster

Finally being big and having big muscles

I don't have asthma, I just don't want to breathe your air

Year after year I become bigger

Only a few centimetres are left to the doorknob

I'm sick of my parents

And swim to the horizon through the ball pit

I've got two bullets in the chamber

One for dad and one for mum

(4x)