Intro { Relic }
Come on that's it I've had it , you can hear war screams getting closer
Heywa ( "Come on" in Arabic ) , I'm done , heywa , I'm getting married heywa
Finally making my own family anyways .. Yalla ! ( "Let's go" in Arabic )
Verse 1 { Relic }
It's the D-Day ,
Waking up , I'm stressed but still wearing my pyjamas
My mother is so excited to get her last son married
What she doesn't know is that I spent the whole night flipping out
She repeats it's midday ,
& That yesterday I was outside
& That it's really not serious from a good husband-to-be
Here comes the time to wash myself , to shave myself
In two times , to get dressed up
In three moves ,
Here I am in front of my in-laws
My mother celebrates the event with sugar
& It's only once we got in the living-room
That my father-in-law starts asking me questions :
"- Tell me , what do you do in your life ? ( Arabic )
- Well , I'm a rapper .
- Rapper ?
- No no , I work at the town hall !"
After having dealed for my lady-love ,
I've spat out the dowry to get married ,
My Blue Card's turned green ,
Now you all can pack it up
So it's OK , we've planned it ,
See you one month later at the town hall .
Chorus { Amine } ( Arabic )
All this is nothing but cinema ,
That's just the way we are
Though people are enjoying it
Let me marry her
All this is nothing but cinema ,
That's just the way we are
People are getting angry
Normal ; food isn't ready
Verse 2 { Relic }
"- Hey Big Momo , what's up ?
- Nacer's getting married .
- He's going to get married to no one but the air man ,
No one will take my daughter away ! ( Arabic )"
All of a sudden , I can't believe it ,
Too bad , we gotta move , let's get in the Fiat Panda
Arrived next to the hall , there's a saloon with open doors
"- What would you drink ? Ricard™ ? Welcome at Mimoun's !"
Inside , mothers are running after kids ,
It's hard for them with all the gold on their shoulders ,
You can call it Brinks , funds convoy , or even France Banks ,
& My friend , there's the whole Chaabi Bank ( Moroccan bank ) on the dancefloor
& The fathers are talking about business :
" - How much does 1 euro worth ?
- 10 , 90 dirhams ! ( Arabic ) "
As for presents , they are 3 meters long
When inside there are a fork & a knife ,
How ridiculous , man !
Anyways I've just seen Zoubida
& My heart beats for her
Next time Inch'Allah ( "If God wills" , Arabic )
The wedding will be hers & mine .
Chorus { Amine } ( Arabic )
Verse 3 { Relic }
In one hour , everything's got OK , I'm in front of the hall already
Welcomed with a glass of milk & a date ,
Thank you , I was so hungry
With my princess hanged to my arm , we're ready to face all these people
I see there's the whole family
My in-laws dancing around
I was told today is important & I've grown up
But just yesterday , in my mother's eyes , I was still like 7 & a half years old
It's just been 10 minutes I'm arrived & they already take my wife away
"She has to change dresses 7 times son , today she's becoming a woman !"
& Then I find myself alone , I don't know where I should stand
Everybody's looking at me , I don't know what's going on , have I got a stain on my jacket ?
My wife shows up almost running , damn , it's the first dance
I show a cool smile but everybody knows I'm in trance state
I think of it for 2 minutes , & I realize I shouldn't mess it up
So I make some funky steps even on Cheb Mami's vibes
Everybody's happy for us , & I am even more
Now it's my day , my night , my big dipper feeling .
Chorus { Amine } ( Arabic )
End { Relic & Actor } ( Half Arabic , half French )
" - So , my son , you're getting married . Be careful about women , don't let her go out too much ..
- No : home & kitchen for her !
- That's it , that's the truth about women . Because beware , if you give the woman the remote controle , she takes the TV ..
- Ain't no problem .
- Yes there are problems , there are huge problems with women . I can tell you . So .. It feels good for you anyway !"