A myth mentions a colossal creature arriving here from space
crash-landing with his flying saucer
He took the reins and gave a command: “Listen to heavy metal or you’re wrong!
And never hate on others, or you will be forced to dine on dill meat!”
He was quite a comical jack who had a rocket bag on his back
He enjoyed performing fantastic tricks, to entertain everyone
The Great Juranoid rides a ball lightning
The Great Juranoid defies Earth’s gravity
The Great Juranoid darts headfirst into a volcano with speed of light
The Jurassic people were not used to green parasites who stood over three meters tall
and proudly enjoyed bathing in a lava tub
Who visited Bermuda Triangle for a swim and dried their hair in a cyclone
When the night fell, he fried himself a steak and composed a timeless riff.
You can hear it in the chorus, someone might think it familiar
It sets off alarm bells, it is so recognizable
The Great Juranoid rides the ball lightning
The Great Juranoid defies Earth’s gravity
The Great Juranoid darts headfirst into a volcano with speed of light
Diving to the bottom, far into lava
The crowds on the crater sides stare and then swear:
“O our king almighty,
on the surface we’d have you swim
The situation is getting quite clammy here”
Suddenly flames blast from the sky and the volcano erupts
As the Great Juranoid rides the ball lightning
The Great Juranoid defies Earth's gravity
The Great Juranoid darts straight into a volcano with speed of light
Juranoid