Since I went on the wagon,
I'm certain drink is a major crime
For when you lay off the liquor,
You feel so much slicker--
Well, that is, most of the time
But there are moments, sooner or later
When it's tough, I got to say, love to say
Waiter...
Make it another old-fashioned, please
Make it another, double, old-fashioned, please
Make it for one who's due to join the disillusion crew
Make it for one of love's new refugees
Once high in my castle, I ran to you
And oh what a castle, built on a heavenly dream
Then quick as a lightning flash, that castle began to crash
So, make it another old-fashioned, please
Leave out the cherry,
Leave out the orange,
Leave out the bitters
Just make it straight, right