"I was a fool thinking that a little harmless date would relieve the date from exams"
But the moment I walk in
I notice the guy's older
At least plus ten years
Of what he claimed to be
Maybe we can still hit it off
When we just get to talk a little
15 minutes pass, nothing to talk about
And then he tries to kiss me
UOH!
Juha88, I came here for you
And there you sit, staring at your drink
Juha88, I came here for you
But I don't think we're gonna be a couple
Juha88
Juha88
"And then there was this super awkward silence"
Nothing wrong with being shy
But soon this dumbass
Reaches over the table
And mumbles that he has a wife
Now quickly get my coat on
Alright, thanks, have a good night
"Wait!" the guy yells
"We can also have a threeway"
Juha88, I came here for you
And there you sit, staring at your drink
Juha88, I came here for you
But I don't think we're gonna be a couple
Juha88
Juha88
Juha88
Juha88
Alright, so that's how it is
I can't even look into your eyes
I'm virile only on drugs
And agewise closer to your dad
The name's fake, call me Juha
I guess I lack self-confidence
But baby, I'm gentle
On the verge of adulthood
The ego's signing checks
That the body doesn't reclaim
I've fed you so many lies
Undressed you with my eyes
Juha88, I came here for you
And there you sit, staring at your drink
Juha88, I came here for you
But I don't think we're gonna be a couple
Juha88, I came here for you
And there you sit, staring at your drink
Juha88, I came here for you
But I don't think we're gonna be a couple
Juha88
Juha88
Juha88
Juha88