[Intro]
*Cough*
Page one, chapter one
Verse motherfucking one
I'm not sure I'm cut out to live on the average
Fuck those who need alcohol to bark (Huh)
I confess I'm interested in people in my toilets
I confess to not listening to you, I've been faking parties
Send the masses, that we forget everything we screwed up
Let's work out our plans on that blonde we need to break
One day in a church, my face will be in watercolour
Meanwhile I hate you, V-A-L-D, fucking bastards
[Verse 1]
Okay, my mom's starting to smell the smell of weed in my sheets
My girlfriend's wondering if she's not the one I'm aiming for in my tracks
I spent my morning pissing flames
To pay for a doctor, convinced that I've been fucking homeless girls
And piled up, my classes are watching and choking me
Obsessed, I'm marrying my bed so well, I keep scratching my balls
And making phone calls to nobody, I don't like talking for nothing
have to find another English diskette than "I missed my train"
Today it was lethal, a little bit like every day
A comment on all the butts and like a "steh" on all mouths
An air torrent in my skull when my actual ex, future ex, future murder, call me, VAL!
I spent a terrific meal contradicting my father
Who doesn't listen to me because he used to do the same thing
I wasted my time watching MC's videos that split up
In front of big porn videos where actresses were struggling
It's amazing how alcohol can change all my feelings
My engraved grudge turns into a gentle misunderstanding
Oh finally nah, I don't want to be a good person anymore
Operating with these people inevitably hypocritical by being so kind
And too bad as long as I'm true to myself if I become paranoid
Today I ran into a couple who were on a dose of it
And I don't give a fuck to get my ass fucked by the Republicans or the Democrates
I'd rathersimulate, love, shoot at nicely
"Da-darling, the distance made me realize!
Here we're having a party, I'm being chatted up by all these gentlemen
And then together we didn't do anynothing but fuck at your home
Besides I'm sure you didn't love me, I don't want that life anymore! "
But fuck fucking fuck,I'm sick of all those homeless girls crying
In the subway for my money like those sniveling MC's (Oooh)
It's legitimate to boycott with your shitty texts
Stop crying like bitches, you fucking penis heads! (Fucking penis heads)
[Transition]
I really have to stop
I'm talking to a notebook and I don't even have weed
I got two warning messages, it's so fucking awesome
I swept the asses of the joints of the night before
I wonder if it's okay to jerk off under Jack Daniel' s
Unhealthy jokes in my skull, is it everywhere the same ?
I have to fall asleep before an asshole calls me
[Couplet 2]
I'm in a terrible mood, I just got back from the bank
I forgot I had bought so much shit, it's serious
And I took the night off as an eight with my basic lazyness
I caught up on my sleep during the math test
And I have the IQ of my cat, my nights stink weed
Right in the prime of life, in a crazy family
I ran into my ex-girlfriend who'd changed a little bit
I'm lying to myself, she looked like a tire
But-but fuck it, you'll always be my little Eva Angelina
In general, I'm usually embarrassed by dramas, or just useless
I'm not a fucking social worker, you don't age well, you don't perish
Because you have to live then you do it without inheritance
And guess what? As soon as I come in, I see them drooling in front of the plasma
Swallowing the shit proposed by these great bastards
I hear it's not safe to live in Aulnay without bulletproofing
I hear I think about her all the time and don't talk to her about it
[Outro]
People who seemed like everything to me now represent so little
My life's not as hard as what I got in my underwear.
Yeah, that's a good guess, right, it was good, frankly
I'd have to send her a message, but I don't know, I'm afraid to uuuuh... I'm afraid to bother her a little bit
Sometimes she asks me to express myself, I ... I tell her that I only know to rhyme, there's ... There's nothing to do, forget it
I open myself up to nobody, I'm hurting (Yeah)
In fact, only this notebook can have a vague idea of what I can be (Yeah), a vague idea
Good thing it's there (I wonder what I'd do without it), yeah fortunately you're here
Probably I'd explode, (Hin) or I'd spend my time jerking off (Yeah)
Good thing you're here!