I woke up this morning
At Nine Twenty-Three
I grabbed my remote
And switched on ITV
There's only one man
Im waiting for
The only man for me
His name is, Jeremy.
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle.
Can you help me Im with
The paternity of my first born child
Cause my mother, i detest her!
I need a lie detector!
Oh Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle.
So basically, im in a chip shop
My boyfriend attacked me with a stick of rock
He left me there
Yeah he left me on on the ground
And then robbed me of Twenty-One pound
Basically, at the end of the day
What you gonna do about it?
Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle.
Can you help me Im with
The paternity of my first born child
Cause my mother, i detest her!
I need a lie detector!
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle!