Jeesus-jedimestari [English translation]

Baby I've meditated

And read thick self-help books

Baby I've stretched

So I'd be as flexible as you

Baby I've learned

To make us overnight oats

And then I've lied

That I don't want to eat ham

Sorry but I can't do it anymore

I really can't do it anymore

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even if I turned into a Jesus-jedimaster

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even if I cleaned all the kitchens in the world

So count my mistakes and while you do that

I'll leave your perfect life

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even though I massaged you just the way you asked

Baby I don't blame you

The problem is of course in my head

But when I'm with your friends

I feel like I'm a total hick

I'm trying to be so zen

Even though I'm really pissed off

And then I'll force myself to drink that some green smoothie

Sorry but I can't do it anymore

I really can't do it anymore

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even if I turned into a Jesus-Jedimaster

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even if I cleaned all the kitchens in the world

So count my mistakes and while you do that

I'll leave your perfect life

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even though I massaged you just the way you asked

I want white flours now

And some sugar coating

I want fat and salt now

And someone else next to me

And a TV

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even if I turned into a Jesus-Jedimaster

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even if I cleaned all the kitchens in the world

So count my mistakes and while you do that

I'll leave your perfect life

Baby I'm not enough for you

Even though I massaged you just the way you asked