Je suis content [English translation]

Durand had an accident

Dupont lost all his teeth

Machin has a tenth child

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

Trick Mich entered the convent

So-and-so has metempsychosis

Thing with the feet that overlap

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

So-and-so has lost the compass

Thing caught smallpox

Durant died while engineering

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

I am happy

It's not to me that it happened

Machin has him a club foot

The girls tell me I'm handsome

It's to me that it happened

I'm happy I'm happy

Life is beautiful my children

I'm happy I'm happy