Je ne sais rien faire [English translation]

If I could tell stories

I would change the world every evening

If I also could talk about love

I would switch girls everyday

But I cannot do anything

I do everything wrong

I will always be unwanted on Earth

I took love, I have got worked up about it

I liked my girls more and more plump

I took the world, I made love to it

But this bastard [...]*

I cannot do anything

I do everything wrong

I will always be unwanted on Earth

Then the world did not want me anymore

Like everytime it resets

And love got the world spinning

We see less and less plumpy girls

I cannot do anything

I do everything wrong

I will always be unwanted on Earth

Had I been able to tell stories

I would have changed the world for one night

Had I also been able to talk about love

I would have gotten all the girls in one day

But I cannot do anything

I do everything wrong

I will always be unwanted on Earth