I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan
It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan
Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton
(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)
So what because they loved "Gasolina"
A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)
And we rammed it to them hard, without lube
And we rammed it to them hard, without butter
And we rammed it to them hard, really hard
I'll get to China with my lil' sedge hat
And I'll wear it while on my rickshaw ride
It'll be with me when I hop atop of the Bonsai trees
Then we'll stop in Shanghai to eat chicken-patai
(Dumb-dumb, that is Thai (the dish))
Who cares if it's Thai, Chinese, or Japanese
They're all the same, they all talk backwards
They're all the same, they all talk mixed up
With those slanty eyes, and eat sitting on the floor
Without shoes, they sit so they can eat cat-stew
And if there aren't cats, then they eat some fuc*king dog
(Dog* meat has a lot of iron**!) *Hair/**Ice
A lot of iron? (A lot of ice!)
Iron? (Ice!)
IRON!?! (Ice!)
I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan
It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan
Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton
(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)
So what because they loved "Gasolina"
A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)
And we rammed it to them hard, without lube
And we rammed it to them hard, without butter
And we rammed it to them hard, really hard
What I know is that they are good at acobatics
In ping-pong and in gymnastics
Also I'm aware that they've invented
Everything that is sold in a pharmacy
And that when a favor is done for them
They lower their heads without saying "thank you"
(That is a part of our "CURTURE"!)
Culture? (Curture!) CULTURE!!??!
(Dumb-dumb, what is your idiotic problem?!)
(Over there in Puerto Rico they talk bad too!)
(AND over there they are all as dumb as bricks!)
(They aren't smart! Us Japanese, we are....)
(Mathematic, algebraic, calculating, precaluculating, super-calculating!)
(Well at least that's what I think!)
That's fine, but in in Puerto Rico there's more booty and more ass
More thighs and more hips...
Over there in Japan there's only lame-ass shit
All you Japanese are like the Picú brand chicken
Yellowish with rubbery hairless skin [Hahaha!]
Man, you don't have a comeback, it's a wrap
Where are all of your calculations now?
(That's ok, because in Japan we know Karate!)
In Puerto Rico it doesn't matter, we'll fight with bats
(I want to eat rice*! Fried** rice*!) *lice/**flied
I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan
It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan
Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton
(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)
So what because they loved "Gasolina"
A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)
And we rammed it to them hard, without lube
And we rammed it to them hard, without butter
And we rammed it to them hard, really hard
I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan
It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan
Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton
(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)
So what because they loved "Gasolina"
A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)
And we rammed it to them hard, without lube
And we rammed it to them hard, without butter
And we rammed it to them hard, really hard
(I eat a lot of dog*, a whole whole lot of dog*, a lot of dog*! Ha-YAAA!!) *Hair