Jan Egeland lyrics

Gray hair, glasses, suitcase

Humble, clever

Constantly working for peace

Uganda, Congo

And the Oslo treaty plan

Oh my God, what a plan

Not as famous as Gahr Støre

Not a daddy's boy like Jens

But when hand grenades are flying

There's just one man you can trust

When there's war and all is hell

Send in Jan Egeland

The United Nations superhero man

Mad dictator with a gun

Send in Jan Egeland

Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs

Clean shaved body

Drinking his protein shakes

Spray-tan, skin cream

And buttocks like he was eighteen

He's a peacekeeping machine

And he stares, into the mirror

Flexing muscles in the night

And says "Boy, I think you're ready

To protect some human rights"

When there's war and all is hell

Bring in Jan Egeland

The United Nations Superhero man

He plays golf with Kofi Annan

And looks at maps with George Cloon

Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

When he's sad he goes to funerals

In unusually heavy rain

Large amounts of water in his face

But it cannot hide his pain

He breaks down just like a homo

And starts crying just like a girl

But I guess you can cry and still be a man

If your dayjob is saving the world

When there's war and all is hell

Send in Jan Egeland

He's a macho musclepumping crying god

If there's one man you should trust

It is the Janny-boy

Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland