[Rhyme 1]
1 to the 2, 3 to the 4
It goes 'pam pam' at the door
5 to the 6, 7 and 8
Look, the beast has woken up again
[Verse 1]
Look, I can do it
Look, I can do it
Suddenly, everything is different
They sleep in front of the arenas and ask for autographs
They just squeal out my name,
And all clap together,
Have fainting spells before we can even get started
They come from a redneck place,
Back there they love NASCAR just as much as the Ford Chevy
Where uncle Bob cooks up his little bags in a meth lab
Alone with a tape recorder, up there in a children's room
Growing up on Peter Tosh, Dylan and Lynyrd Skynyrd
Always summer, never winter, the sand as red as his skin
Chirping crickets are heard, mosquitos as big as your fist
Hey, yo, that's where I'm from
The city of the Mardi Gras, the country of every Drum Liner
Coo Coo like voodoo, and hot like Jambalaya, goddammit
[Bridge]
Hallelujah, Halle-Hallelujah
Finally, here it goes again
Hey! Hey! Hey!
A few people want to try it, attempt to copy him
But now it's finally time again
[Chorus]
(For) the original!
And he may, he may, he may
Do whatever he wants, do whatever he wants
He's so big, he can touch the sky
So cheers, it will never be the way it used to be again
[Rhyme 2]
8 to the 9, 9 to the 10
All the other ones are now invited to leave
[Verse 2]
First came the copy, than the copy of the copy
Indie-based beats
Played melancholy
Diary poetry, cheap-sounding melodies
They all want to be like my team, but sadly don't know how
Come with the Boom Boom Band behind you
The walls are shaking
Feel the bass dropping, the way the fans against the railing
Sweat themselves dry
Handshakes for hours on end, a little kiss for Mister Griffey
Came from Atlanta, Alabama to the Mississippi swamps
Yo, drunkenly shooting beer cans with a shotgun
I bit my way from the bottom to the top, like a crocodile jaw
Hey, yo, from the trailer park to the stage, think every year
Like an eternity, but look, we've finally made it here!
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
[Interlude]
But now the time has finally come again
[Chorus]