Jag Ska Aldrig Mera Spela Bingolotto [English translation]

Sitting here by my lonesome in my livingroom

Again I've proven to myself that I'm dumb

Cause I've fallen back again and lost thirty bucks

Can't I ever learn that this never works

I'm never playing in the lottery again

Cause I never win anything

And every saturday I can establish that no wins land around here

There's something odd with what occurs on TV

It's like all those who win knows Lars Kronér

And it was the same when Loket hosted Lotto

Never did I ever win a thing

Now I've tired of being a moron

So inside my head a thought has cultivated

If I bribe Lars Kronér, maybe the game give profits

Though neither prayers or threats may help

I'm never playing in the lottery again

Cause I never win anything

And every saturday I can establish that no wins land around here

And sitting here and fiddle year after year with those damn songs

And not win a single coin, huh!

There's something odd with what occurs on TV

It's like all those who win knows Lars Kronér

If you get what I mean

And it was the same when Loket hosted Lotto

Never did I ever win a thing

Yeah

Oh what a solo

Yeaaah

I'm never ever again huhu playing in the lottery again huhu

Cause I never winnnn a single thing

You goddamn fucking idiots, I'm damned well gonna

call the cops on you all

Coming here and cheat people on thirrrrrrrty bucks

every goddamn fucking weekend

I'm so pissed off I'm cussing here,

here you ain't gonna come and talk to me about Bingolotto

Cause it's all just thieving tricks and con tricks

I'm gonna bloody report you to the detectives with how much you're deceiving people

Hey, could we get a solo here now or what?

Yeah, my apologies, of course I mean, naturally, that Bingolotto is a, hehehe, nice show