Get up and run you lazy couch potatoes
The enemy is 10 meters in front of you and he is laughing at you
(Fuck, he is loud)
And yet, you are just laying there hugging each other, what are you doing
Is this how you fight you bunch of sloths!
And Markoolio, what are you doing?
(But captain, I'm tired)
Everybody can do this!
I CAN*T DO THIS ANYMORE!!
I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore
I miss you dear mother and father
The food tastes like crap I feel so weak
I get bossed around I don't like it in the army
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!
Here comes a letter from the military
There has been some time but there is still things to be taught
In the Finnish army, there's a whole lot of yelling
When I drop a grenade the officer panics
"Satan you are mad!" I have been told
"Faster!" is shouted in my ear
You crawl in mud and eat old food
With love, your brave soldier
It is cold he is weak, and everything feels so wrong
He wants to leave the army because soon he will go insane
I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore
I miss you dear mother and father
The food tastes like crap I feel so weak
I get bossed around I don't like it in the army
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!
Left two three, one two, one two three, left foot on the ground now, now, now and now
We have been marching today for 5 mil1 with no rest
Oh how I want to go home to ordinary life
Got to stay strong and prove you are a man!
Lucky there is only one more year left
Sitting here freezing in the middle of a field
Becuase the inside of our tents smells like farts
It might take me a while to become a man
So love and kisses I'll write when I can
It is cold he is weak, and everything feels so wrong
He wants to leave the army because soon he will go insane
I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore
I miss you dear mother and father
The food tastes like crap I feel so weak
I get bossed around I don't like it in the army
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!
Left two three, one two one two, HALT! MARCH!!
The guys here are a fun gang
They tipped my locker and put my bed on fire
But I'm gonna become a marksman so it'll probably end up good
I actually hit the Major today
But then something happened that surprised me greatly
They became angry at me and punished me
Nothing makes sense get me away from here
From your son
I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore
I miss you dear mother and father
The food tastes like crap I feel so weak
I get bossed around I don't like it in the army
I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore
I miss you dear mother and father
The food tastes like crap I feel so weak
I get bossed around I don't like it in the army
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!
Stop wanting, everybody can do this! Forwards ladies!
You should know you are fearsome warriors!!
One and they just run home
We are the though men of the coast
When the enemy sees us
He doesn't want to fight anymore
Water, cliffs, forest, and field
EXCUSE ME? ARE WE THERE YET?
"HALT! Somebody spoke so now its time for 10 pushups
MARCH MARCH!!
1. about 31 miles