Jag orkar inte mer [English translation]

Get up and run you lazy couch potatoes

The enemy is 10 meters in front of you and he is laughing at you

(Fuck, he is loud)

And yet, you are just laying there hugging each other, what are you doing

Is this how you fight you bunch of sloths!

And Markoolio, what are you doing?

(But captain, I'm tired)

Everybody can do this!

I CAN*T DO THIS ANYMORE!!

I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore

I miss you dear mother and father

The food tastes like crap I feel so weak

I get bossed around I don't like it in the army

BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!

Here comes a letter from the military

There has been some time but there is still things to be taught

In the Finnish army, there's a whole lot of yelling

When I drop a grenade the officer panics

"Satan you are mad!" I have been told

"Faster!" is shouted in my ear

You crawl in mud and eat old food

With love, your brave soldier

It is cold he is weak, and everything feels so wrong

He wants to leave the army because soon he will go insane

I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore

I miss you dear mother and father

The food tastes like crap I feel so weak

I get bossed around I don't like it in the army

BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!

Left two three, one two, one two three, left foot on the ground now, now, now and now

We have been marching today for 5 mil1 with no rest

Oh how I want to go home to ordinary life

Got to stay strong and prove you are a man!

Lucky there is only one more year left

Sitting here freezing in the middle of a field

Becuase the inside of our tents smells like farts

It might take me a while to become a man

So love and kisses I'll write when I can

It is cold he is weak, and everything feels so wrong

He wants to leave the army because soon he will go insane

I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore

I miss you dear mother and father

The food tastes like crap I feel so weak

I get bossed around I don't like it in the army

BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!

Left two three, one two one two, HALT! MARCH!!

The guys here are a fun gang

They tipped my locker and put my bed on fire

But I'm gonna become a marksman so it'll probably end up good

I actually hit the Major today

But then something happened that surprised me greatly

They became angry at me and punished me

Nothing makes sense get me away from here

From your son

I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore

I miss you dear mother and father

The food tastes like crap I feel so weak

I get bossed around I don't like it in the army

I can't do this anymore don't want to be here anymore

I miss you dear mother and father

The food tastes like crap I feel so weak

I get bossed around I don't like it in the army

BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME!!

Stop wanting, everybody can do this! Forwards ladies!

You should know you are fearsome warriors!!

One and they just run home

We are the though men of the coast

When the enemy sees us

He doesn't want to fight anymore

Water, cliffs, forest, and field

EXCUSE ME? ARE WE THERE YET?

"HALT! Somebody spoke so now its time for 10 pushups

MARCH MARCH!!

1. about 31 miles