I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap
I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague
My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker
Little I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague
I'm off to Poland, farewell and goodbye
With my rod pointing upwards and my cap askew
Trouble, sorrow and struggle go away
Now I'm only feeling a gay desire
With my passport in my pocket and my dick in my hand
I'm now ready for the country of the butts
I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap
I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague
My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker
I'm celebrating gay Christmas in Prague, gay Christmas in Prague
Little I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague
I'm off to Poland, goodbye and farewell
With my rod pointing upwards I go by sea
I'm not a sailor, I'm a homophile
The distance between Poland and Prague is pretty far
But I'm an old nancy-boy kerb-crawler
At worst, I might have to stay until Easter
I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap
I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague
My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker
I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague, I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague
Yes, gay Christmas in Prague
I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland, so bring your little soap
I will have time for all the holes, a real homo day in Prague
My testicles are big, I won't miss a hooker
Little I am celebrating gay Christmas in Prague