Jag bara Runkar [English translation]

I'm just a simple guy, trying to take care of my needs

But everyone I know, does these things (1a)

Sometimes it feels hard to be calm and nice

When everyone around me, is acting like a pig

I'm walking the narrow path, searching for truth (1b)

Thought everyone else is living like a damn predator (1c)

Some of them rob banks, some are fornicating

Some punch people in the chin, some have sex with cows

(REF)

But myself, I've done nothing, I'm just a wanker

And as of now, you can't do time for that

But myself, I've done nothing, I'm just a wanker

And so far, it has served me well

My dad got arrested while he was banging a cow

My mother got caught while whoring in Hjo (1d)

My uncle got a year, when he crept into the cowshed

My sister is a whore, and my brother is gay

My grandpa cheated my grandma out of a million(2)

My other one got busted for smuggling in his shoes(3)

My paternal uncle got killed in a fight with a cop

My aunt got fired, because she had flatulence.

(REF)

Man is making his plans, but the gods, they laugh (4)

If you got bad luck, you'll do a couple of years

But if you've got a bureaucrat or a lawyer

you can cook the books, and become a EU-delegate (5)

Yes indeed

You drown people in rivers, but still got a clean slate

Or push people in front of subway trains

Drive cars down into ports, so that many people die

Or murder people in cellars, that noone will hear of it

You cheat good swedes out of millions of bucks

Then laze around in parliament, and do it all over again

If anyone opens his mouth, then he's a real bad guy

He's gonna get repaid with three bullets in his back

(REF)(2x)

I'm just a wanker..

I'm just a wanker..

I'm just a wanker..