Ja tu esi mans prezidents [English translation]

If you are my president, tell me, how is it going?

Is this water drinkable or no?

How can you walk on freshly cut grass,

Without stabbing your feet on nails?

How do you evade AIDS

And have you ever been to the USA?

If you are my president

Catch me, you are just like me.

If you are my president, teach me to steal,

Steal thoughts and build castles,

Where there will be no cigars, no cars, no nothing.

Hearths, which have no one to love, will live there.

I don't know what is your totem,

Do you like milk or strawberry cream,

But, if you are my president,

Catch me, you are just like me.

If you are my president, don't give me much.

Tell your ministers to keep their mouths shut,

Give mind to the policeman sticks, so they know when to hit,

When rockets should fire and roses should bloom.

You aren't God or the devil,

Your blood isn't the color red,

But, if you are my president,

Catch me, you are just like me,

just like me.