Jäätis [English translation]

Nothing bad happened

with us yesterday, actually.

Only god knows how

a gal, a perfect stranger ended up with us.

Maybe me and alco-shot,

this silly two-piece team were together again.

Therefore the fault of it all

was my nighttime doppeldänger's (It wasn't me)

I was out of my head, your honour1 (It wasn't me)

I was not in the mood and felt weird (It wasn't me)

I was upset, so unnatural (It wasn't me)

I was totally gone, but that's the past

Such a gloomy stand-up

But maybe it will sell

What do you think, ну как2

Let's go eat ice cream now?

It wasn't my fault

Enough, I will give it up

That girl pulls me down to the bottom

with such a high speed

It wasn't my fault

Time out, I will give it up

I will never give you to drink

even a drop of myself

It wasn't my fault

Enough, I will give it up

That girl pulls me down to the bottom

with such a high speed

It wasn't my fault

Time out, I will give it up

I will never give you to drink

even a drop of myself

One shot too much

and my anger management treatment ended halfway

From summer to summer

and from ta tear to your tear

again I shot the evening into pieces3

and the night went on too long.

Without disappointments, I cannot

even breathe towards you (it's not my fault)

Genes probably,

oh, you packed my things

and this key no longer turns our lock.

My stonks even lower,

it cannot fall.

And as the end of your final weeps,

you could hurry up.

Because in general,

the plan wasn't to ruin the vibe

But look, the current thing is

that one doesn't compromise? a pelimies4

I came here to eat ice cream and to #$%*5

and, baby, I'll have it finished now

Let's go

It wasn't my fault

Enough, I will give it up

That girl pulls me down to the bottom

with such a high speed

It wasn't my fault

Time out, I will give it up

I will never give you to drink

even a drop of myself

It wasn't my fault

Enough, I will give it up

That girl pulls me down to the bottom

with such a high speed

It wasn't my fault

Time out, I will give it up

I will never give you to drink

even a drop of myself

A totally free man,

I buy several ice creams for the money

I eat one, the other melts into water

They say it will have healed just in wedding time

Now I'm still a free man

I have bought a million ice creams for the money

They all have already melted into water a while back

But this bastard won't ever improve/heal

1. "honoured judge"2. so how about it?3. not sure about this part4. Finnish slang: womanizer, player, sport, gambler; from game+man, playboy?5. to fuck