On a Florida beach she went for a walk
And what she wore shouldn't have disturbed nobody
Just a lonely posh old lady
Almost fainted and was very disgusted
(Eight, nine, ten, well, what was to be seen there?)
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It was her Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Honolulu Beach Bikini
It was sharp and it was so modern
Her Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Honolulu Beach Bikini
Was very popular especially with the gents
(One, two, three, well, what was so bad about it?)
The caballeros at the Copacabana
They kept following her around
She ran away and ran scared into the water
She almost drowned in the sea
(Eight, nine, ten, well, what was to be seen there?)
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Well, in Venice it was the Viennale season
A photographer thought she was a star
But everybody later read in the paper
That it was her bikini that made her look like one
(Eight, nine, ten, well, what was to be seen there?)
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So she pulled on her bikini
The one she couldn't wear anywhere else
Just all by herself at home
And wore it in her bathtub
Aaaw ....