When I first met you
You were a young au pair girl
And I put a spell on you
And we've done a French kiss .
We were going everywhere together
On my motorbike , it was wonderful
It was Friday everyday in my mind
It was a love story
It is not because you are
I love you because I do
It is not because you are me that I am you
You were really beautiful
In the middle of the crowd
Don't let me misunderstood
Don't do that or I will be grumpy .
My loved one , my marshmallow
You are cute , and I am cute too
You give me all you got
I say thank you , you are very gallant
It is not because you are
I love you because I do
It is not because you are me that I am you
I was hoping to marry you
And to have a lot of sex parties
To have as much children as possible
Just like Stone and Charden
But what have to arrive did arrived
We got an argument
So because of a stupid monetary problem
We decided to divorce .
It is not because you are
I love you because I do
It is not because you are me that I am you
You cried like a faggot
Not me , I keep my dignity safe
You told me : " You're a jerk ! "
I told you : " Nevermind ... "
Is this how you thank me
For teaching you English ?
Hey ! You're not the one who learned me English
My grand-father was a Briton !