What's the matter with the songs he's singing?
"Can't you tell that they're pretty lame?"
After listening to a couple albums,
Well, they all start to sound the same
So he's trying to change his musical style
He tossed all his ballads in a circular file
And then he found punk sound breaking ground all around
It's still Billy Joel to me
What's the matter with the tune he's writing?
"Well, you know it's gonna be a smash."
It's so nice when you're a big name artist
"Doesn't matter if it sounds like trash;
Now everybody thinks the New Wave is super.
Just ask Linda Ronstadt or even Alice Cooper!"
It's a big hit, isn't it? Even if it's a piece of junk,
It's still Billy Joel to me
Oh, it doesn't matter what the critics say about him
'Cause he doesn't worry how they feel
When your record's selling millions and you're going triple platinum,
You don't worry about your next meal, 'cause money's no big deal
Maybe he should dye his hair bright pink
And stick a safety pin through his cheek
Then he could really fit the New Wave image,
But he couldn't sit down for weeks
"Don't you know about the record business, honey?
You've gotta be trendy if you want to make some money."
Everybody's saying that he sure sounds funny,
But it's still Billy Joel to me
Oh, I can hardly wait 'til his next album
"Well, I'll bet it's gonna be the rage."
I'm buying tickets to his next big concert
"Well, I wonder what he'll do on stage?
It might be disco, and it might be the blues,
Or maybe even something like the B-52s."
Just a hand clap, finger snap, even if it's mindless pap,
It's still Billy Joel to me
Everybody's saying that he sure sounds funny,
But it's still Billy Joel to me