Today's just so wonderful,
I feel like chuckling (Ha Ha Ha),
I feel all fuzzy inside - like a duckling,
Full of - tarantula's,
And now that I'm here,
Tonight - it's gonna get,
Weird.
Uagh Ha Ha Ha!
Look at these creatures,
Not enough features,
Cats should breathe fire,
Bears should sing choir (Aaaaaah),
Very nice!
Look at this tower,
Under my power,
Look at these people,
Puny and feeble (oo, oo, hu).
Like I'm just a triangle,
Trying to save you,
From the delusions society gave you.
Gravity's a lie, so is the sky,
Trust in the all seeing all knowing eye!
(Oo) Look at this money,
Who's that honey!
Look through art history,
How could you miss me?
Seriously! I'm all over the place.
Look at this weather, I could do better,
Mandopop rainbows,
Screaming tornadoes.
Look at this user,
Drinkin' coffee (slurp sound effects)
Now it's decaff,
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Look at these people,
Callin' me evil,
Right back at you,
Now you're all statues!
Now, everything you know has disappeared, it's gonna get weird.