Lois: Oh, Stewie and Brian, you're just in time for pie.
Peter: Did somebody say "pie?"
It's a wonderful day for pie
You can ask all the birds in the sky
And they'll tell you real sweet, with a musical tweet
Quagmire: It's a wonderful day for pie!
Meg and Chris: For Pie
Quagmire: For Pie
Lois: For Pie
Joe: For Pie
Stewie: This is wonderful, Brian! Oh, let's live in this universe.
Brian: Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, isn't it?
Stewie: I want to hear more music about pie!
Peter: It's a wonderful day for pie...
Cleveland: ...and it smells a lot better than I
Adam West: Everyone in the house...
Peter: ...and this Adam West mouse...
Barbershop Quartet: ...the bees making honey...
Tom Tucker: ...this Tom Tucker bunny...
All: ...we all sing with glee, 'cause we all agree
It's a wonderful, wonderful day for pie!
Herbert: You want a nice, shiny red apple to put in that pie?
All except Herbert, Stewie and Brian: NO!!!