There are certain things that keep me guessing
Though I try so hard to make them out
Now, I don't understand, so I'm confessing
But I don't know just what it's all about
Now, I can't tell the bad things from the good
'Cause mother she never told me all she should
A man just offered me diamond rings
If I'd go places and I'd do things
Oh, tell me, is there anything wrong in that?
And then he told me that I'd look cute
In a one-piece bathing suit
Oh, tell me, is there anything wrong in that?
Now, I was in a parlor with this fellow last night
And I know why he kissed me and he squeezed me
so tight
But still I don't understand a bit
Why he whispered, "Baby, you have it!"
What's 'It', hmm?
Is there anything wrong in that?
All these questions, they nearly drive me crazy
Every day brings puzzles that are new
'Cause when things should be cleared, they're always hazy
I don't know just what I'm gonna do
'Cause I can't tell the naughty from the nice
Won't someone please give me some good advice?
A man just loaned me his Cadillac
And I told him that I'd bring it back
Oh, tell me, is there anything wrong in that?
Oh, it was so cold in that open boat
So I just borrowed his feline coat
I ask you, is there anything wrong in that?
Well, I took my mother driving on this very same day
And she said, "Dear, you must return this car right away!"
But the funniest thing, you will never guess
I forgot his name and his address!
Oh, tell me, is there anything wrong in that?