Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow lyrics

I have a dream,

I'm here to tell

About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel

Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell

Catering to a specific clientèle (O-o-oh)

Inside of every demon is a rainbow,

Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!

Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,

Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!

We can turn round!

They'll be heaven-bound!

With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!

So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos,

Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes,

And the fallen superheroes, help is here!

All of you cretins, sluts and losers,

Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers

Need not fear!

While in our care

We'll cure your sin!

We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell!

Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!

There'll be no more fire

And no more screams,

Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams,

And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like, wow!

Once you check in with me-e-e-e-e~!

So, all your cartoon porn addictions, vegan rants, psychic predictions,

Ancient Roman crucifixions

End right here!

All you monsters, thieves and crazies,

Cannibals and crying babies,

Frothing mouth is full with rabies,

Filled with cheer!

You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!

Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)

Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~! (Yeah!)