You're driving your car
The black asphalt cuts the world in two
The city at your back is
The final frontier of civilisation
Your motor stutters a bit
It cuts out, and in your panic, what'll you do?
I appear on my bike out of the dust.
I'll fix it for you, baby, it's OK!
Pity I'm not like that
When it comes to mechanical problems
I don't know a bolt from an Allen key
How am I gonna do this?
I wanna sweep you off your feet
I wanna be your superhero
I wanna be the best in the world
At least for us two.
I'd like to be on the same plane as you
While the panic spreads
The hostess says the two pilots
Have been taken sick
Watch as I stand up, super-calm
I say "I'll take this beast down!"
We all land safe and sound
And you look at me like I'm your God.
Pity that I'm not like that
I'm even scared of heights
It was a big deal just getting my driver's licence
How am I gonna do this?
I wanna sweep you off your feet
I wanna be your superhero
I wanna be the best in the world
At least for us two.
I wanna sweep you off your feet
I want you talk about me with your friends
You could say "To me, there's no one like him in the world!"
You're sitting at a bar drinking a coffee
Before you notice that
A strange ticking sound's coming
From the chair beneath you
The bomb squad surrounds you
I push through: "I'll defuse it!"
Decisively, I cut the right wire
And you hug me and shout
"I want you to be mine!"
Pity that in reality
I haven't got these amazing skills
But I'm sure I'd love you most of all
If that's enough for you
I wanna sweep you off your feet
I wanna be your only hero
I wanna be the best in the world
At least for us two
I wanna sweep you off your feet
I want you talk about me with your friends
You could say "To me, there's no one like him in the world!"
And if aliens kidnap you ...