Influenza [English translation]

Something is wrong with Poland

Lately it's been a bit ridiculous here

And I don't want to blame polish cinematography

But how could I if even Patryk Vega1 is tired of it (even him?)

Face rape2 is probably a bit too rough

But tutto bene(it's okay) if you're Italian

One tip on how to get the viewers excited

Add a swear word to the dialogue and they will laugh more

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

Dear government, sing louder to me, because

If you won't sing then a blogger will

I listen to him a bit just for laughs, but it doesn't feel right

I could have went on a bike, admire spring

I could have went for a run or read a book

But my masochistic brain is asking for a flogging again

I play it a celebrity complaining about progress

She wouldn't vaccinate her son, well

Maybe she would rather spend the money on a funeral

Celebrities know and can do almost anything

Maybe they can finally stop talking at all, huh?

The whole Poland is reading for celebrities3

Everybody is an influencer with a mission

No you don't have to sit quietly at all

But show me your diploma first

The whole Poland is reading for celebrities

Everybody is an influencer with a mission

No you don't have to sit quietly at all

But show me your diploma first

I'm sitting on a bench eating makowiec4

I twiddle my fingers, maybe a blogger will reply to me

Is my life quite cool?

Is it trendy and healthy?

Should I take some meds for my liver?

Should I put on a tin foil hat? (i don't know)

Bitch what you're saying is almost scandalous

Suddenly you know everything like Baba Wanga

In this race you have to go without spare oxygen

To cut the tag like Jessy with Fruit of the Loom5

It's easy to get burned, you should brand a healing ointment

Not everyone is lucky enough to be a part of this system

Maybe that's good. In '68 Siwiec burned at the stadium6

Ironically that showed me where the world is going

When a girl with the same surname became an Euro star7

You quickly forget the screams after the mumbling

Every website makes it their mission to brainwash first thing in the morning

I would get more information from Lichtman's "sixteen"8

I dunk my muscles in Luksja like Papcio Platini

And I keep eating this makowiec, nothing can surprise me anymore

My country is falling apart like coke9, who is to blame for it?

I don't even know who to blame, who did what, because everything is fake

My country is curling up like a cocoon, who is to blame for it?

I don't even know who to blame, who did what, because everything is fake

Nothing gets as many clicks as fake news

That's true, but when you touch it it's the same as fake boobs

Looking from further away it might make a bit sense

But step closer and everything falls apart

Celebrities are making livestreams, look at them, they're all so cool

They tell you to quit your job, look for your own truth, and on their bank accounts they have millions for promoting Fanta

I follow guru because I'm busy (I follow guru because I'm busy)

Independent information is the most important (Independent information is the most important)

She's an angel, her face is unearthly (She's an angel, her face is unearthly)

But look how huge her expertises are (But look how huge her...)

COVID, 5G, Smoleńsk, chemtrails, flat earth, World Trade Center

COVID, 5G, Smoleńsk, chemtrails, vegan terror, LGBT

COVID, 5G, Smoleńsk, chemtrails, flat earth, World Trade Center

She talks about illuminati and JFK

And she has a six-pack too, how could you not believe her?

The whole Poland is reading for celebrities

Everybody is an influencer with a mission

No you don't have to sit quietly at all

But show me your diploma first

The whole Poland is reading for celebrities

Everybody is an influencer with a mission

No you don't have to sit quietly at all

But show me your diploma first

1. Polish movie director known for making controversial movies (controversial in both the movie's topics and the quality of the movie itself)2. reference to a polish movie "365 days" which was based on a controversial book in which the main character (who was Italian) forces a female character to blow him off against her will.3. reference to "The whole Poland is reading for children" which was a campaign meant to promote reading books to your children.4. Poppy seed cake5. Reference to a polish-german influencer Jessica Mercedes Kirschner who sold t-shirts that were claimed to be made in Poland but actually came from El Salvador.6. Reference to Ryszard Siwiec who set himself on fire in an act of protest at the stadium in Warsaw7. Natalia Siwiec, a Polish model. Pictures of her cheering during UEFA Euro 2012 at the same stadium went viral at the time8. #hot16challenge song made by Marian Lichtman which was entirely made up of onomatopoeias9. Word play that's hard to translate. "Sypie się" means "to fall apart" but it can also imply that something is "loose" or "powdery"