Incompatibilidade de gênios [English translation]

So-and-so,

The radio was broadcasting the Flamengo's soccer match,

And I wanted to hear it,

But she arrived

And then changed the station

And started to sing over it.

There's more:

I'd got foreign body in my eye,

And instead of

She blowing that from it,

She remorselessly

Told me, that in her view,

I should've become blind.

When I had

Swung by on

A bar for a little while, for a little while,

It was enough for her,

She left me hungry

During ten nights in a row,

Took

My underpants

To a sorcerer so he could curse them

And strained off my coffee

With my pants

In order to dominate me.

Oh, when I'm, when I'm

Owing money

And someone comes to collect it from me,

So-and-so,

My damn wife opens the door

And even asks them to enter and sit down.

Also,

If I change jobs

So we can have better financial conditions,

Just so we can have better financial conditions,

She invites her mother

To live there with us.

See?

So-and-so! Oh, so-and-so!

When I ask for beans, she puts too much salt in them,

She puts too much salt in them.

Oh, when it's hot! When it's hot,

She puts on her coat to bother me,

Just to bother me.

Yesterday

In her dream, she asked me to bet, she asked me to bet,

On donkey. Then I actually bet on donkey,

And got both centena and milhar in cabeça.12

Oh, I want to divorce her.2

1. Stardard rewards = (the money he paid to bet X 600) + (the money he paid to bet X 4000). If he paid 2 reals, he'll get 9200 reais as his reward. Also, I'm not sure if my formula is correct.2. a. b. Now he has money and wants to stay away from her.