Im Namen des Gesetzes [English translation]

[Part 1: Judge]

Order in court! Today, we decide the fate

Of a young man, accused of being a terrorist

Now, what the foul deed has caused

Mister Prosecutor, read the charges

(yes, of course)

[Part 2: Prosecutor]

High court, the defendant

Is accused of having committed crimes

For example, he was seen laying C4 on the tracks,

Taking hostages, and gagging enemies

Recently he was recognized in a bus

With a suicide belt, to blow himself sky-high

He is a terrorist and a danger to the public

Here, I have a recording that proves the shit

(Alright...)

(Rewarded later, I have my Glock loaded, you gasp for air

When we hunt the cunts in the name of God!)

(Yes! Yes! There! There we see it was identical, it's real evil and he does it all the time! Can't you tell that...)

[Part 3: Defense Attorney]

Haha, it's a wonder, that I didn't laugh myself to death

It could be anyone on that audio tape!

Dammit, just look at him, my client,

He is as innocent as a Lamb!

I think that you need some tutoring in competence!

Your method speaks to your incompetence

You accuse him, but he denies it, game over,

To be trustworthy, you need Witnesses like Jehova!

[Part 4: Prosecutor]

You ought to choose your words carefully,

I would like to continue with the evidence

Naturally I have witnesses, Tobi-Tait is here

He had his statement prepared in the police precinct

(I swear to say the truth *hick*, and nothing other than the truth, so help me God.)

(What have you seen?)

[Part 5: Tobi-Tait]

I was at the train station one night as usual, enjoying

the clear night sky and a good bottle of scotch

And I saw on the tracks this man walking around

He was laying mines to prepare an assassination

Of course, I ran to the cops, and Kaliba ran away

I say he is definitely the dirtiest pig here

He belongs in prison, this fucking dumbass

He claims to have God's authority, and does what suits him

[Part 6: Defense Attorney]

Pfft, it sure is ridiculous, but unwarranted

Your Honor, surely you don't believe this drunkard?

All too often, drugs cause hallucinations

My witness will prove that he has lied to everyone here

[Part 7: Prosecutor]

So, you know the real perpetrator?

Then let's hear it, Mr. Legal-Charlatan

Forget it! The trick won't work on me,

You have witnesses? They aren't too procreative!

(Lie!)

(Ahh, Selbstjustizz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?)

(I swear on my mama's life, brotha!)

(Alright, go ahead!)

[Part 8: Selbstjustizz, Prosecutor]

Nah, you're all gay, you say, Kaliba is a G

Or what? Nah, I'll give him an alibi

During the time of the crime he was at my place

We played Counter-Strike and watched court shows

Besides, I've known Kaliba for a long time, look...

(So, do you think the accusation is bullshit?)

(Objection!)

(Sustained.)

You think that "assassinations" is written across his face?

Yeah, the guy is as tame as a lamb!

Oh, he's definitely his Homie! He doesn't get it.

Of course he's trying to cover for him like a dinner table

Calm down, your pulse is maxed out

I have here some exonerative material, watch out!

(...Good luck, children are the future, don't forget, a father that loves them is irreplaceable...)

[Part 9: Prosecutor, Defense Attorney, Judge]

Now, they're coming with the same methods that they criticized us for!

Blah, blah, blah, go fuck yourself, dumbass!

Oh my, are you completely insane?

Absolutely not, you stupid asshole

The man belongs behind bars!

What, because he's black?

Uh, he's wearing a mask, you idiot!

If that's the case, disavow your racial ideology!

The court has come to a conclusion, irrespective of skin color

It's assertion against assertion

He appears harmless, and the evidence seems to prove it

I see nothing left to do, except to acquit him

(The accused has the last word...)

(Pfft... harmless... harmless? ME? HARMLESS?)

[Part 10: Terrorist]

Haha, I, I need to advise caution, you don't know who you have before you

The most dangerous terrorist and not the rabbits

I have perpetrated crimes, yes, devastated cities

My enemies have paid with their life

Take care, now, I have quite a few on my tally

And I'm very proud of it, I don't howl like a werewolf

It would great therefore if you gave me the proper punishment

All this, in the name of God! I would do it all again!

(Uhh... that is a confession!

I sentence you to death by firing squad tomorrow!

The session is adjourned.)