Илья Муромец [Ilya Muromets] [English translation]

Ilya went out for a walk

To kick the ass of his foes

He sees a stone standing

And the writing on it reads:

"If you go straight - you'll find a wife

If you go right - your horse will die

If you go left - you yourself will die"

IIya scratched his dick against his shield.

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Ilya Muromets is a tough guy

Ilya Muromets beat them all

Ilya will protect the russian people

Ilya Muromets will kick everyone's ass

Ilya went left: a house was standing there

And there was a witch in the house

He put her in the doggy style position

Fucked her and everything was all right.

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Ilya went right: there he found Nightingale the Robber (1)

And he whistled to everyone

"Hey, Nightingale, do you know me?

You're about to become a faggot now"

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(INTERLUDE)

Ilya went straight: there he found a wife.

"What the fuck do I need you for?

I better drink 10 bottles of vodka

And go kick some tatar ass.." (2)

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