My friend, my little bear, I see you've got it half hard
And I feel a boner
- Never be afraid -
If this adventure intrigues me, on one hand
On the other hand, it kinda scares me
- Of your young body -
But after all, this is my life
- Bovine -
And I joyfully live
- A body made for love -
My existence as a faggot calf
Because I found out that I
Only me, always me, also me
No one but me, just me
I was the calf with balsa feet
Who made up a false story
But you turned me into a faggot calf
And that brown hole
It's so good to know it's there
The calf with balsa feet
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba balsa
The calf with balsa feet
He wrote a salsa song