There was once a goose
A little goose
Who displayed in her shopfront
The unripe fruits of her sixteenth summer
And the pips which were inside
Alas the shop was closed
On weekdays, Sundays and holidays.
She met the eyes
Of a nasty gentleman
Who passing in her window
The unripe fruits of her seventeenth summer
Wanted to know what was inside
Alas the shop was closed
On weekdays, Sundays and holidays.
Another tried
But didn’t get
As far as the zip
Over the unripe fruits of her eighteenth summer
Never found out what was inside
Of course the shop was closed
On weekdays, Sundays and holidays.
But one full of daring
Came and broke the glass
With blows from his umbrella
The unripe fruits of her nineteenth summer
He got to see what was inside
Until then it stayed closed
On weekdays, Sundays and holidays.
Now there’s a goose
A little goose
Who no longer displays in her shopfront
The unripe fruits of her twentieth summer
With the child which is inside
Because since then the shop’s been closed
On weekdays, Sundays and holidays
Closed, closed, due to a sad loss...
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