It could work! 1
Love powder, green tea, two bags
And you won't say you don't feel like it anymore
Dimethisterone, then vials of Norgestrel
To shut ourselves in a room tonight
They're all solutions au naturel
My love, you'll see they won't hurt you
I've created them for you, but in the name of the science
For that tendency to rigidity of yours
Trifluoperazine, stramonium and Pindolol
A touch of Secobarbital
Administer it before a logorrheic solo
And even this urge to talk will go away
There's no side effect
My love, I'll tell you how it's going to be like
Without that heavy conference buzz of yours
That breaks my soul
I've got the solution
It could work!
For a tormenting agony
Weak spot or trouble
And any other imperfection
For all of these I'll invent, rest assured,
A bio-chemical potion
But what is it?
It's that miracle I've never seen
In anyone else, except you after the cure
And don't worry, this time will be the right one
And soon you'll thank me
Walnuts, saffron, lavender, passion flower
Then we'll mix in some guaraná too
Pour slowly the essence on vegetables
Against shopping, it's the best
And for your too many mood swings
Bach flower and I'll add some vitamin E
But with some red clover
I'll be able to make your stress disappear too!
I've got the solution
It could work!
For the eavesdropping blabbermouth
Vanity, guilty conscience
Or any other imperfection
For all of these I'll invent, rest assured,
A bio-chemical potion
But what is it?
It's that miracle I've never seen
In anyone else, except you after the cure
And don't worry, this time will be the right one
And soon you'll thank me
But now wait, my dear, there's a problem
This shirt is tying me down a bit
They forcefully put it on my back 2
Don't ask me why, what would I know?
But what is it?
It's that miracle I've never seen
In anyone else, except you after the cure
And don't worry, this time will be the right one
And soon you'll thank me
I've got the solution
It could work!
For a tormenting agony
Weak spot or trouble
And any other imperfection
For all of these I'll invent, rest assured,
A bio-chemical potion
But what is it?
It's that miracle I've never seen
In anyone else, except you after the cure
And don't worry, this time will be the right one
And soon you'll thank me
1. line from the movie "Young Frankenstein" (see the note on the Italian lyrics).2. the original lyrics include the words "camicia" (shirt) and "forza" (force). It's a pun on the word "camicia di forza", which means "straitjacket".