Puberty ends for women, not for us
With the hair fallen at the frontline like heroes
Then they grow again where you don't want them
I hate this virility like a "Ladyboy".
You do exercise at the gym, the depilatory wax at your chest
You cut your eyebrows with tweezers
So don't complain if your girl doesn't respect you
And she wants me, with my wild beard and my big belly
You know, my girl is clean-cut, but she's more perverted than me
She's obsessed with weapons, with Harleys
And she does the pole dance when I say her that...
With my big nose and my big eyebrows I'm more beautiful than Brad Pitt
Without two big lips, you are more beautiful than Angelina Jolie
Now that I have you here, after many years making fantasies about you
I never get tired of your pussy, this is the beautiful thing of being ugly
The beautiful thing of being ugly
There are tied men like Dalmatian
She control his iPhone, but flirts with her boss
And at home she stays with slippers and mask
While she goes at work with heels and panty hose.
She dreams about Fabio Volo that gives
Her 50 shades of grey with a plastic dildo
But she gets mad like a nun
If her husband dares to ask her a blowjob
Wrinkles are beautiful on us, I don't use cremes like these toyboys
I don't feel so ugly since when I see me in your eyes
With my big nose and my big eyebrows I'm more beautiful than Brad Pitt
Without two big lips, you are more beautiful than Angelina Jolie
Now that I have you here, after many years making fantasies about you
I never get tired of your pussy, this is the beautiful thing of being ugly
The beautiful thing of being ugly
For my first crush I was like Quasimodo with the hump
With the nursery rhyme like Cyrano for Rossana.
She kissed all the people of her neighborhood
So that we called her " the blowpipe"*
I always stayed in my house drawing my street
map of the pirate, American pin-up
I believed and I refined it so much
That suddenly the image came alive and she tells me that she loves me
You're a star, you look like Audrey Hepburn
When I wake up I look like Ozzy Osbourne or Billy Bob Thornton
That in "Armageddon" plays the role of the crippled and with Angelina** he did porn movies
Like he and all the ugly people in the world I had to show off
But we wouldn't have the "Divine Comedy" if Dante fucked Beatrice before writing it
It's the beautiful thing about being ugly, it's the beautiful thing about being ugly
With my big nose and my big eyebrows I'm more beautiful than Brad Pitt
Without two big lips, you are more beautiful than Angelina Jolie
Now that I have you here, after many years making fantasies about you
I never get tired of your pussy, this is the beautiful thing of being ugly
The beautiful thing of being ugly