if you're feeling sinister lyrics

Anthony walked to his death because he thought

He'd never feel this way again

If he goes back to the house

Then things would go from bad to worse, what could he do?

He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day

And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because

It's bound to be less borin' than today

It's bound to be less borin' than tomorrow

Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anythin' to say

Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway

Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep

She was into S&M and Bible studies

Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me

Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one

Her cup of tea, she would admit to me

Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one

Hilary went to the catholic church because she wanted information

The vicar, or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmation

Saint Theresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovely

But it doesn't interest, the only things she wants to know is

How and why and when and where to go?

How and why and when and where to follow?

How and why and when and where to go?

How and why and when and where to follow?

But if you are feelin' sinister

Go off and see a minister

He'll try in vain to take away

The pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

La la la la la la la

When she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusion

So she got a special deal on renting from the man at rediffusion

Look at me, I'm on TV, it makes up for the shortcomings of bein' poor

Now I'm in a million pieces", picked up for deliberation

By the people listenin' at home

By the people watchin' on the telly

By the people listenin' at home

By the people watchin' on the telly

But if you are feelin' sinister

Go off and see a minister

He'll try in vain to take away

The pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la la

But if you are feelin' sinister

Go off and see a minister

Then chances are you'll probably feel better

If you stayed and played with yourself